People Watching; An acquired skill.

Source: digital-photography-school.com via Henrik on Pinterest

Letters to the people I observed:

Dear boy trying to pop your girlfriends back in public by picking her up, Stop that now. Everyone is watching you.

Dear greasy boy on the piano, I like the phantom music. Keep it coming.

Dear Cougareat kid impersonators, Leave. Now. You give me false hope.

Dear nice boy at my table, thank you for taking my trash when you left. The world needs more sweet people like you.

Dear girl that leaves her laptop at an unwatched table, you tempt me. I would really love to see your reaction if you came back and it was missing.

Dear married people, please sit somewhere else. You would save me that awkward ring check moment.

Dear fellow women's chorus girls, you can't pretend you don't know me when we are wearing matching t-shirts.

Dear kid in the bow-tie and suspenders, what the heck?

Dear girls in sandals, it is only February and we live in Utah. You are jumping the gun.

Dear fellow macbook owners, we rule the world.

Dear girl picking your zits in public, ummm gross.

Dear Cougareat kid, you aren't living up to your name sake. Kindly show up one of these days.